Do you know what you will wear tomorrow?
Clothing that doesn’t fit well.
Have you ever gone two or more days without changing your underwear?
I don’t think so. I did go through a filthy phase when I was sevenish. I held a protest against bathing. I may very well have held a protest against clean undergarments.
Have you ever accidentally eatenan insect?
I think so.
What serial killer do you find most disturbing?
I’m not conversant enough on the subject to make a determination.
What is the last thing you put your lips against?
My Starbuck’s tumbler.
Are you ever purposely irritating?
Have I ever mentioned how irritating the people I deal with every day are?
What was the last thing you used your debit card for?
That’s a really good question…Chinese food that I was allergic to.
Are you cheating on your significant other right now?
Absolutely not!
Are you contemplating cheating on your significant other right now?
One relationship at a time is quite enough, thank you!
When was the last time you sat down and watched kiddie cartoons?
Sunday. I used to watch Inuyasha every morning, but Cartoon Network took it off weekmornings!
Do you have any text messages that you would be embarrassed to let your mom read?
Nope! Poor Hubby’s cell phone talks.
How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids/your next kid?
Ain’t happenin’.
Have you ever thought about converting to a new religion?
Have I ever mentioned my lack of faith?
Do you know anyone with the same first name as you?
Unfortunately. *sigh* I used to be so unique.
When was the last time you went to church?
A couple-few years ago. Even this non-denominational institution was pushing too hard for money. Made me uncomfortable.
What song plays on your Myspace profile page?
I don’t do Myspace.
Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
Yes.
What were you doing the last time you were in the bathroom?
The most common thing people do in public restrooms.
Have you ever had a Razr as a phone?
Nope. I’m addicted to my Chocolate.
Which energy drink is better; Amp or Rockstar?
Coffee!
Would you rather eat a Milkyway or eat a Twix?
Mmmm…Twix….Did you know they make a coffee flavored one now?
Do you like that new shoe smell?
Can’t say I’ve ever noticed such a smell…
Do you like the taste of licorice?
As much as I like the taste of beets.
Would you ever walk around with a free hugs sign like the dude on youtube?
Have I ever mentioned my aversion to humans?
Did you ever flip out on a teacher and walk out of a class?
Flipped out on a teacher? Yes. Walk out of a class? No. I got sent out. To the counselor.
Do you/did you ever have dreams of being a rockstar?
Not necessarily a rock star. But definitely something musical. *sigh*
If vegetarians think it’s wrong to eat livinng things, why do they eat plants?
Seriously, who cares?!? For some reason I can’t fathom, the very notion of vegetarianism offends me.
Do you sleep with one leg out from under the covers?
When was the last time you splurged on a gift for yourself?
I ordered a Kuromi water bottle from Sanrio.com last week. Does $27.25 count as splurging?
Have you ever bought yourself a gift for Christmas, Valentines Day, a birthday or any other occasion and then wrapped it up and pretended it was from someone else?
Therapist Lady would have a field day with it if I had.
Have you ever sent yourself flowers, chocolates or anything else to your place of employment so it seemed as if someone else were sending you a gift?
*hanging head* I’ve been tempted…
How often do you text message?
None, since that silly phone company wants $ for their services…
Is there someone you’d like to fix things with?
Right now: Poor Hubby
When do you blow out the candles?
My candles all go out by themselves. And I use a snuffer with non-self-extinguishing candles. Blowing causes wax spray.
Do you give out second chances too easily?
Have I ever mentioned how stubborn I am and how I hold a grudge?
What’s the next big life decision you will have to make?
Whether or not I’ll get out of bed.
If you could cuddle with anyone right now, who would you pick, and why?
Seven, ’cause she’s the only mat-free, non-judgemental living being who wants anything to do with me right now.
Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
Co-workers
Who was the last person to REALLY piss you off?
Poor Hubby. Last night I told him 9:30. He heard 9.
Would you ever want to be a supermodel?
No thank you, I like food.
Your motivation for tomorrow?
$$
Are there any previous relationships you wish could have lasted longer?
The quick & easy answer: yes.
There are chocolate PHONES???!
What is the world coming to?
And yes, you have mentioned at least 5 million times that you do, indeed, have annoying co-workers. Just ’cause they don’t have a snazzy blog like yours is no reason to cause you grief. Don’t make me come over there!
(I have a dungeon you know…)
You, however, have escaped.
And in grand style. What fun answers, O Witty One!
Allergic to Chinese food? That would suck
I am addicted to Shrimp Fried Rice.
Great answers and good job at avoiding the dungeon.